daughterofthemark | Airlocked R2 Inventory

Keeping

Garden Hoe - The closest thing to a staff available, because Sitoth Trading is many lightyears and many actual years away. (Take: Garden) - confiscated by Nari BUT TAKEN BACK AT THE END YOU CAN'T STOP HER ANYMORE MOM
Pool Skimmer - The... second closest thing to a staff available, because Sitoth Trading is many lightyears and many actual years away. Has been disassembled into a handle and a net. (Take: Pool)
Princess Clothes - A pink dress with detached sleeves and a plaid skirt, along with a white vest, black tights, and thin white gloves. Not even slightly suitable for adventuring. (returned by Yuuri)
Technically Armor - Silver breastplate, vambraces, greaves, and exaggerated tassets that form a skirt, with gold trim and decorative blue gemstones. Ceremonial, hopefully. (returned by Heart)
2x Champion Unitard - The latest in space fashion. (Take: Room 2)
Oh Deer - Even in your wardrobe, F.O.E.! (mysteriously replaecd the Fancy Space Bachelor Contestant Dress)
Arianna's Underwear - Plain white panties, made of silk but otherwise totally unremarkable. (returned by Heart)
Pastel Dream Ar-rabbit - A purple rabbit onesie with a pastel star pattern. It's soft and fleecy. ("re"gain)
Sir Otamatone - It's an Otamatone. It looks like a music note with a smiley face, but when you squeeze its cheeks it lets out a plaintive whine in varying pitch. (regain)
Playing Cards - A deck of playing cards. It has a sticker like it's from a casino, but it's not any casino on Earth. (regain)
Blanket - A very large, very soft blanket. It looks like wool, but it feels like being wrapped in a big warm cloud. (regain)
Safety Whistle - A nice safe thing for an Etrian Odyssey character to have in a murdergame. This has a 0% chance of ending in tears. (boon)
Air Horn - BEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT (received from Rii-san)
Duct Tape - Five rolls of rubber duck duct tape. Sticky and cheap but super sturdy! (regain)
Duke - An ornate golden chess piece more commonly known as a king. Very valuable, but not exactly a steady source of income. (regain)

Givable/Tradeable

2x Instant Ramen - A packet of instant ramen. Just add hot water and stir in the flavor packet for a basic college staple. (regains)
3x Bearies - A box of yellow creme-filled cakes. The cakes themselves are moist and beary delicious. (regains)
Chocolates - A bag of small, bell-shaped chocolates. The tag sticking out of the wrapper says "Physical Affections". (regain)
Whiskey - A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey. (regain)
Tea - A tin full of loose leaf tea leaves. The smell reminds you of home.
2x Cat Pillow - An incredibly soft pillow that looks like a sleeping cat. (regain)
2x Cloth Bandages - Plain bandages made out of plain white cloth. (regain)
Mild Painkiller - A small bottle that says NSAID pain reliever/fever reducer on the side. Contains about 20 16 pills. (regain)
Antiemetic Medication - A bottle of bright pink liquid medicine. It tastes like the farts of a chalk unicorn, but you won't regretti that spaghetti! (regain)
Hammie - A stuffed burger pillow with big eyes and a friendly smile. (regain)
A pink spring dress - A pale pink cowl neck dress of a soft almost velvety material. It looks to be quite warm, good for early spring when things are melting but still chilly. (regain)
Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort. (regain)
Fancy Lotion - This lotion is very creamy and smooth, and includes shea butter. Smells like freesias. (regain)
Miniature Sun Lamp - A miniature sun lamp. It perfectly imitates the conditions of Earth sunlight, but it's no substitute for the real thing. (regain)
Mary's Underwear - White panties with cartoon tigers on them. (regain)
Glitter Cannon Refills - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway. (regain)
Christine Junior - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats. (regain)
Hair Extensions - Long dark brown hair with convenient double-stick tape on the end. I don't actually know how to put these in at all. (regain)
2x Wanna See a Trick? - A set of six ping pong balls. They look white under normal light, but if you turn the lights out they glow. (regain)
Weird Cat-Monkey Thing - It's cute... (regain)
Vuvuzela - A long plastic instrument that creates a long, droning buzz. Perfect for drowning out people who love to toot their own horn. (regain)
Crystal Skull - A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention. (regain)
Glove Me Daddy - A box of fifty lubricated "water balloons" in randomized colors and flavors. If you want to get ecstatic, use a prophylactic! (received from Junpei) (junpei why)
Scented Candle - A candle in a glass jar. This one smells like angry felines. (regain)
2x Spaceman Spish - A glass helmet made to protect the wearer's face from the cold, remorseless void of space. If you're six and think that sticking a fishbowl on your head makes you a spaceman, that is. (regain) - repurposed for storage

No Longer Have

Fried Whole Spider - A spider the size of a large housecat, which has been fried and served with nuts. It’s... not for everyone. (received from Mai) - disposed of properly
Model Time Machine - A blue and white model spaceship with a six-pointed red insignia on the... balls. It looks like a cock and balls. ("received" from Clarith) - disposed of improperly, sorry about that Church
Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good? (regain) - eaten
Whiskey - A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive. (regain) - given to Junpei
The Good Stuff - A bottle full of large white pills. The label says "Oxycodone." (regain) - given to Junpei
Clarith's Autobiography - A number of pages written by Clarith detailing the hardships of a girl subject to racism. Over the course of the unfinished book, she rises from her hardship thanks to the help of a single girl. (regain) - returned to Clarith
Pajamas - Comfy pajamas, perfect for sleeping through the zombie apocalypse. The colours are a bit mismatched, like all the pieces come from different sets of pajamas. (regain) - returned to Rii-san
Fancy Space Bachelor Contestant Dress - Of currently undefined appearance because I keep not getting around to looking around for something I like. (woke up in during arrival log) - mysteriously became the deer costume
Heart-shaped ring - A plain silver ring in the design of a stylized heart. (regain) - returned to Heart
Bottled Water - A bottle of clear mountain spring water. (regain) - consumed
Cassandra and Her Cat Gustavus - A hard-cover novel titled "Cassandra and Her Cat Gustavus" featuring an art deco cover with a blonde witch holding a large orange cat. Gustavus seems eager to remove himself from her arms to roam around the book jacket, however. (regain) - returned to Queenie

Other

Mai's Underwear - The most boring white cotton bra/panties set you'll ever see. Someone doesn't really care about these things. (received from Junpei) - placed with Mai's other things